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For £5000. Chopin. Dressing gown. Bike. Or £3500. Liquor. Gun. Monty the dog. Or just £500. Thelma the old. Phone calls. And two men. And one of them is probably going to kill the other.

Cast: Jared Fortune, Matthew Jure

Director: Jared Fortune

Genres: Comedy, Drama

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