The Two Crocodiles

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Overview

A taxi driving, strip club managing conman chooses a salesman as a mark. The latter falls for his hospitality, but soon appears to be already in trouble.

Cast: Jean Carmet, Jean-Pierre Marielle, Catherine Lachens, Annie Savarin, Dora Doll, more

Director: Joël Séria

Genres: Comedy

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The Two Crocodiles

Overview

Cast

Jean Carmet

Jean-Pierre Marielle

Catherine Lachens

Annie Savarin

Dora Doll

Julien Guiomar

Marie-Christine Adam

Jean-Paul Muel

Laurent Grangier

Marie-Christine Robert

Patrick Massieu

Marc Ossona

Germaine Delbat

Frédéric Darié

Jacques Rousselot

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